You believe in UFOs because you still cannot differentiate
between a 727 and 747. |
You support legalizing Sunday car and liquor sales.
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Statistics regarding damage to society make you think
that marijuana should be legalized and corruption in government should
be criminalized. |
You find life more exciting, important and vibrant when
you abandon the idea of immortality. |
You no longer worry about being struck dead.
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You realize even supernatural beings cannot overcome
certain aspects of reality; like 2+2 = 4. |
You see Equality under Law as so fundamental to human
freedom that it should protect even America's most hated minority
- atheists. |
You believe the earth moon system formed when a mars
sized object hit a "proto-earth" about 4.533 billion years
ago. |
You lost your job at a bookstore for stocking ancient
religious texts in the fiction section. |
You'd rather skip the "grace" of the hereafter
than meet John Geoghan or Jeffrey Dahmer there. |
You thoroughly analyze "conspiracy theories"
before deciding if they are true or false. |
You believe violence is immoral, especially when waged
in the name of a deity. |
You read a book by Richard Dawkins. |
You support freedom of religion - and freedom from religion.
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You believe imaginary lines like national borders and
political labels thwart human rational oneness. |
After carefully considering earth's orbit, tilt, solar
variations and other natural phenomenon, you reluctantly realize that
exponentially growing populations of billions of humans burning fuels
at ~40% efficiency and dumping gasses scientifically proven to trap
heat into a shallow spherical shell probably cause dangerous atmospheric
warming. |
You never believed there were weapons of mass destruction
in Iraq. |
Your winter thermostat still reads 68 F. |
You know who Richard Feynman is. |
After a helicopter ride to a trauma center and weeks
in intensive care you attribute the "miracle" of a loved
one's survival to modern medical science rather than divine intervention.
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Telling children things you know are false about traditions
like "Santa Claus" and the "Tooth Fairy" bothers
you deeply. |
You think health care is a human right, not a profit
center. |
You'd choose the red pill. |
You abandoned your belief that humans and dinosaurs
never inhabited the earth simultaneously because you learned that
birds are probably the descendents of dinosaurs. |
You like the Separation of Church and State.
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Even "just war" seems immoral. |
You explored the Bhagvad Gita, the Bible, the Kojiki,
the Qur'an, and the etc., etc., etc. |
Voting in a place of worship, be it a temple, mosque
or church, nauseates you. |
You can correctly quote clauses one and two of the First
Amendment to the US Constitution. |
You studied critical thinking in public school.
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You once had, and then lost faith in Ayyavazhi and Zoroastrianism
- and several religions between. |
Truth and freedom are more important than acceptance
and safety. |
You became profoundly uncomfortable after thoroughly
reading the ancient religious text you thought you had been following
for years. |
Computer voting machines give you the creeps.
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Your "prayer experiments" were scientific
and carefully controlled. |
Evolution seems more likely than design. |
Your belief in a supreme being (if any) stems from the
application of reason to observations of the universe. |
You can quote the Bible with the experts - but no longer
believe it. |